As Seen On Craigslist - Vol. 3 - "ARE YOU NICHOL RICHIE IN LIONEL RICHIE'S BODY"

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ARE YOU NICHOL RICHIE IN LIONEL RICHIE'S BODY WITH SOMEBODY ELSES FACE (williamsburg/les)

Reply to: gigs-uydsc-1226677708@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-17, 5:38PM EDT

We are two third world class producers who have worked on tracks for major label artists and widely distributed commercial music. Lately, we have been cranking out some bangers... AND WE MEAN HOT HOT HOT HOT HEAT. We are looking high and low, far and wide for a highly motivated female singer.

Think JUSTICE+MADONNA+LADA GAGA+CRYSTLE CASTLES+CHICKS ON SPEED.
MUST BE DRIVEN
MUST BE HOT
MUST KNOW HOW TO SING
HAVE CONFIDENCE
AND BE FAME HUNGRY

We hope this is you, please contact us with a small sample of your singing and a picture.

Thanks for your time.

NGB&Co


  • Location: williamsburg/les
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: you will be famous

A few questions before I sign up:

1. Are you "two thirds of a world class producer," or "two third-world class producers" (i.e. two producers of class from the Dominican Republic)?

2. Not sure how Nicole Richie inside Lionel Richie's body = hot female pop star. Please clarify.

3. Re: Compensation - are we talking John Mayer famous or Octo-Mom famous?

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2 comments:

Nicholas said...

Say you, say me...

cbmccullough said...

Re: #2 - I believe they are looking for Nichol Richie NOT Nicole. This could explain a lot.

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