If you're a huge douche bag in real life (IRL) and you're concerned that family, friends and co-workers are going to pile drive you, you may want to divert some of that energy into The Twitter.
The Twitter is a great place to share all the douchey comments you're too stupid to think of on the spot.
Confused? Upset? Uncharacteristically moist? Don't be. Take heart in the examples below.